he said "count to ten" as he jiggled his watch, i replied "oh behave can,t you see i,m in knots"
i pleaded "can i have hobnobs with brandy free on perscription" ?
i,m full of superstition, it might stop me walking all higgle de piggle de,
and stave off a galloping bloodcurdling dicky fit,

but it couldnt stop a ginormous, voluminous hissy fit, eehh the shock,

my hair stood on end like a dandylion clock,

i could clearly tell termorras time with it.