gonna have to drink 6 cups of tea off the belt cos if i cough my head hurts. its cos of switching over to decaff. sons been back for his phone, the youngsters of today worry the life out of me, spend like no tomorrow, drink like fishes, leave everything at thier back end.

one of his mates got married and after a drinking binge his new wife went out for the day and locked him in. he phoned the lads in the club and said "im coming get me a pint in"
upshot is he jumped out of the bedroom window. lads just won,t be said no to...